This blog post is all about apple puns.
Do you love apples? Or is it time for apple picking? These are the best Apple puns you’ve ever read!
Share them with your little one, or your loved ones, or share them on social media. By the end of this, you will have plenty of funny things to say about apples.
So to express our love for these delicious fruits, we’ve compiled a list of puns for you. It doesn’t matter if you are decorating your Fall signage or want a cute caption for your apple slices, these puns are for you.
Why Apple Puns?
They’re just fun to say, and why not? They are so versatile. Just think about apple trees, apple pie, apple juice, apple chips and so much more. The possibilities for jokes are endless!
We think that apples deserve some time to shine! Since pumpkins tend to be center stage during the Fall.
You could use these puns as captions after you take a picture of your apple-themed treat. Or If you are having a Fall-themed event, you could use one of these puns on a sign next to the apple cider.
50 Best Apple Puns
Exercise your core.
The rules don’t apple-y to me
Thank you for being awesome down to the core.
I APPLE-solutely adore you… to the core.
We had an ~apple-solutely~ wonderful time
I’m happy I PICKED you to be my best friend.
And they lived apple-y ever after.
Are you red-y to go apple picking?
That’s one bad apple.
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
Ask apple, he’s got all the in-cider information.
Don’t these look so apple-tizing!?
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr. and Mrs. Smith
What is a card game where apples always win? Apples to Apples.
What do you call it when an apple is full of it? Applesauce.
What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer
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This weekend is going to be hardcore fun.
You are the apple of my pie.
If you need me, I’ll be right be-cider you.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. She’s a Golden Delicious.
Always look on the bright cider life.
It’s just the tree of us.
Slice, slice baby.
They say don’t keep all your eggs in one basket. They said nothing about them apples.
Have an Apple-solutely wonderful day!
There’s nothing more a-peeling than a day spent apple picking or just eating them.
Time for apple pie! Get excidered!
Where is an apples favorite travel destination? The Big Apple.
Of core-se you’re the apple of my eye and that’s no applesauce!
Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What did the apple say to the orange? You’re the zest!
Why did the apple get a ticket? For not paying its cider tax.
What do you call an apple that can sing? A melodious McIntosh.
How do you know if an apple is a pirate? It has an “ARRR!” in the middle.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
How do you know if an apple is a bad influence? It hangs out with the wrong bunch.
What did the apple say to the banana? You’re a-peeling.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keep everyone away.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a calculator? A math-apple!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebees
Who’s an apple’s favorite family member? Granny.
What do you call an apple in a bad mood? A sour apple.
So, how was that? We apple-igize if these apple puns were too sweet for you!